Mr P's Wild Ride

Shameless Plugs Shameless Wolfies and Feeling a Lil Blue...

2009-03-16T10:31:00.000-07:00

You said North,
I headed South.
Tossed overboard.
Good Lord, that's a really large mouth

Yeah I Feel some days that this is me....God sometimes tells to me go one way...and I purposely do something else..and end eaten by a huge as whale. Namely the big ol white whale named Depression but todays post is not actually but that today. Today I am posting bout people and there purposeful obstinance bout...Uh everything lol. Why when you are told to do something you listen and say " F you !" Cause that is so me! I hate that bout myself some days and others I revel in it with a giant smile on my face..and I just don t know which is really me... I just don t get that. Then again most days I don t get me now lol!
Itys now time for shameless plugs...My wife started a new forum for Christiam mommies and it is at...http://www.christianmomunited.freeforums.org Its a great place for christian mommies talk bout...uh mommie stuff really its self explanitory.

Watchmen: A must see.

2009-03-11T07:40:00.000-07:00

Ok let me get this out da way....Watchmen is a good F'n movie. Not a blow you out da water, OMG type movie, but a decent flick. As a fan of the graphic novel I do have some issues wit the movie. I have heard "Its too graphic" "Its a slave to the source material". Now I understand its an intense ride of a movie ( so is the comic) and I aint one to see bouncing schwan all the time either , but the violence did not brother me, the sex scene I felt was not needed though. It really was kinda ham handed and over long. I am gonna say FTR that I do believe that Rorschach and the comedians actors should be put up for an award. They were their respective characters. the ending was decent not the best but i went in fearing worse. So all and all...You gotta go see this movie it is a buyer not a renter.

Its a New Month in a new year, but its the same F'N Ride folks!

2009-02-21T23:39:00.000-08:00

Howdy folks it is I your fav lil ride conductor and Asshole Extraordinaire...Mr P welcoming you to a new year and to the first post of '09. First if you are new to my blog ( cause you saw me pimp it in Vf or on Facebook) I will warn you I curse....ALOT. So if words like fuck shit asshole or motherfucker make you angry...Go find a disney movie and stop reading this..Now!
Secondly very quick update...I am alive, still unemployed and still a mouthy dick. Kids are fine lil issues here and there, but all and all pretty healthy. Wife is still wife and we haven t stabbed each other ( I say that's a good things others disagree..) We will be apartment and job hunting soon though so tensions will rise and who knows she may shiv me in the exercise yard yet lol!
Thirdly I will be blogging pretty regularly right now cause some things are trecking through my brain and need to be said so check back often..
And finally I leave you with this to laugh at today...

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Skitzophrenia and A Bottle of Pills..And Somehow I Get to Say Nerdfighter In My Blog

2008-11-30T23:12:00.000-08:00

Heh heh I am feeling melodramatic today can t you tell lol! Welcome kiddoes for another Happy Happy Joy Joy ride on Da Ride I am and will always be the Man with a Plan...the Master(bator) of Justice..The Cream of the Crop Circles You host and Fav Ride Attendent: Mister MotherFucking P lol...and yes I had to had the MF ing its just that kinda day!

The Lines You Needed to Hear
Jason Prosser

Past lives
Dead skin
Layers of falsehoods spoken in vain…

Rotten teeth
Marlboros smoked
Another night in pain…

Pepsi drank
Scars revealed
Another lie to hide away…

Regrets had
Innocence taken
Smell the scent of decay…

Short stories
Longer Deaths
The folly of the written word…

Liquid hate
Lovely silence
The bright red swath of judgment’s sword…

Take everything
Keep nothing
I want it no more

Burn the past
Despise the future
Holding you to a word cause you swore…

Yup new poetry for your eyeballs kiddies. I keep shooting for happy and get twisted...Shrugs gots to love me..

Got some new tech today a External harddrive to help feed the beast cause the comp was filling up way too much...It took almost two days to back up everything but I still got like over 89 % free!

Well I gots no feed back on the last batch of vids but I am putting another one up cause it always puts a smile on my face and well..I am short on smiles lately..

This weeks is a lil thing called Brotherhood 2.0 if you are a NerdFighter you gets if not..well its still kinda funny enjoy..

Well Its Time For VIdeo-A-Thon 2 :Attack of the Groans.

2008-11-25T10:10:00.000-08:00

Okay ppl last post was Video-A-Thon 1 : The Prosser Menace and well this is the sequel..Attack of the Groans and I am not only the director of this merry go round from hell but now I don the Helmet of a Groan trooper so Roger Roger and watch these clips...

Silly troopers lol...Now that my helmet is off its time to slip on some more headgear as I pull on my lucha mask for a slice of Chikara pie and settle in too watch a Player Uno clip wit Delirious as the discuss the virtue of Princess Peach...

And now its time to Kill em all...Pokemon style.

These Made me Chuckle Hopefully You Do Too

2008-11-23T08:22:00.000-08:00

So Mr P was watching the music videos and these two made me chuckle a lot. Now I know I am easily amused dear Riders but I hope you enjoy these as much as I do.
So the first one is the new Fall Out Boy it made me chuckle cause well I would do most of these ebil things too lol!

This second one is a new death metal band...Now usually death metal is not chucklw worthy I know, but Well come on just look at the LOTR themed video and tell A Band of orcs is not funny...If it aint at least think of this somewhere in the world some world of warcraft geek as pants around his ankles stroking his very own "Tower of Isengard" in total Geek pleasure. (OOOH smeagle You are so good at taking care of my staff lol.........)

And one last chuckle worthy video that has me cracking up is done by the fine wrestlers at Chikare.....And well really it speaks for it self ...All I gotta say is...FINISH HIM...

So dear Riders I hope you enjoyed todays Videoathon up in the Ride and hopefully you chuckled at all these like I did.

A town called Hypocracy

2008-11-15T12:20:00.000-08:00

Me and Tito have been discussing things and well I am gonna rant about a few of em here. I hope to get a few comments from the peanut gallery to make it worth it. This is one of my famous rants so remember if I hurt lil fweelers...AWWW WELL! =D
First I talked about this on myspace but I want to tackle it here as well. If you do something illegal to stop something illegal you have no right to be morally superior. Been watching whale wars and these idiots are committing crimes to stop whaling. Now I am for saving animals but to me if you are committing acts of piracy and chemical warfare on another country's vessel it kinda make you look like a idiot. The captain of the Sea Shepard's ship put two members of his crew on a ship and then flipped saying they were hostages.....No you put em in harms way and they committed a crime so they deserve their fate ...and you deserve to feel ashamed for putting your crew in dancer MR Paul Wilson..Now I see why Greenpeace booted you!
Secondly happy to see a new face in the Pres office...but how can you promise change then say your gonna bring Hillary Clinton into a position of power...Where is the change in having her ..I was just saying.
And finally ...uh I forgot. Grr Well I guess Ill have another post sooner or later dear Riders. If you feel strongly enough bout what i just said feel free to flame me I can take it!!!

OMG GOD I LOVE MY STATE

2008-11-12T22:13:00.000-08:00

I been playa hating on Ct alot in my twenty some odd years on planet Earth..but god damn my state actually got something right! First we shoot down a ill planned ( and stupid as hell ) attempt to rewrite our constitution then a forward thinking supreme court puts the ol smackdown on da conservative right and make it legal to let homosexuals marry...Holy shit Ct Epic Win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I got a key to the door but it just won t open...

2008-11-07T08:14:00.000-08:00

Its been rough couple of weeks in casa de Prosser lately. I have been a bear and a half. Mostly cause I get stuck in my skull and can t seem toi get out of it. have my fav Riders ever have that problem. Where you seem locked into doing one thing because you can t shut your brain up? It keeps going over every mistake and failure you have ever made....Well thats been me lately. So I apologise to ppl I have alienated from lack of attention but my voices needed there say >.<
Not to say that it has been a doom and gloom round here just a rough patch that I can handle. plus I still got da Beast and a million songs to make me happy.

Another Day Another Poem ( Or happy Halloweenie)

2008-11-01T00:03:00.000-07:00

Silent Voices ‘08

Silent voices over a telephone wire
Angelic voices heard in a heavenly choir
Lost boy singing dirges in his sleep
Lays is head down as he weeps

Soft touches of hand on chest
Muttered promises of mot to be like the rest
Bursts into flames
And settles down like so many childish games
Loves in a car moving way too fast
Who never knew that this would never last.

Snow falls on a cold stone
And rain caresses me when I am alone
The lost one
The fallen son
The baddest apple in the bunch.

Welcome riders again to a halloweenie bloggy post! It is I your lovely and talented Blogger Extrodinaire...uh me lol! Its Halloween ( well ok so itsactually November 1 but well you know lol) Hope yall got all da candy and poop you can eat! Cause I did.

Poem, updates, and a lil controversy.

2008-10-29T10:18:00.000-07:00

Tides Of forever

Find me in the dark
Before I cry myself to sleep
One more night to go…
I creep in the shadows of your heart.

Hidden there like a bitter shard of poison
Turning your soul black
The dark eyed seductress you play oh so well
But Ill play the game no longer
Dangle my self over the ledge

Come on to the deep blue sea
We’ll dance in the sea foam grey waves
And drown all our dreams in the endless embrace
Bitter hearts collide in the tides of forever.

Heyya Riders its Your favorite Conductor and Tour Guide from The Depths of The Darkness lol! So to let y'all know what is up with us here at the Prosser fam. Uh still jobless, but not homeless at least. Still getting paid and getting ready for the holidays. One of my favorite one is coming just round the corner...HALLOWEEN!!! What are all you readers going as. My boys are going as a Knight and a Ninja complete with swords...So watch out you better give us good candy or they will go Avatar on your butt lol!

So I wanna go on record as I am tired of hearing the word abomination as a way to describe homosexuals! They are not but anyone who uses that word is because it degrades and belittled by it.

And I am so glad to see that this election is almost over. Thank god though it looks like Obama is gonna win and well I aint happy bout that either. he is too young and too inexperienced...but that is just my opinion.

Poems and more random blathering..

2008-10-19T22:01:00.000-07:00

Smoke Filled Lungs
Jason Prosser 08

Take another sip
Take another drag
Burn the bridges
Raise the dead

Dance in a circle till the moon drips blood down
Fuel this rage that takes over me
Scream out at the Heaven sent
Who are you to judge me!!!

Take your judgment of my sin
And shove them up your ass
Pass that bottle to me
And sing for me when I pass away from the mortal coil

Take the biggest drag on that cowboy killer
And laugh in the face of the past
Dance with the Devil
And swear at that angels
And piss off the closest friends you have.

Alley way sales of the flesh of the innocent
All sponsored by Versace and Dolce Gibbana
And you sip sip away your dreams
In some dank ass bar on thirty third and Avenue A

Take this to your grave
Tell you mama
You cheap ass sister
Take this to your broken home full of dead end dreams…

You only need one more sip
One more freakin drag
To burn all the bridges you failed to cross
Cause your gonna need a miracle to raise me from the dead…

Mentally weary of watching out for shifting sands
and daggers that flash in twilights moon
Watching the lives burn as you dance in the flames
Out of touch
And out of reach
And there is only one bullet left in this rusted out revolver.

Alliances or just sweat tangled dalliances
Burned out souls searching for a little love
What was it that we had
Was it easy to walk away from
I usually am?

Friends with fangs
And the hydra headed beast that swallows me whole
Dance your blissful life away as my soul twists in the wind
And we shall part ways eternally.

Welcome Welcome lil riders! Its time to hop in a cart and enjoy some time together once again! How everyone doing? I am fine( yeas I am fucked up insecure neurotic and emotional lol..Just F.I.N.E lol) The kiddoes are doing great. And so is Lil Miss Tito..If we can get the pain in her paws to stop that is..

Oh My Its A Swear Word In My Blog.

2008-10-10T18:15:00.000-07:00

Ok I admit it... I swear... Alot. Some may say too much. I say fuck em lol! Its part of me..One I am not always happy with but I really don t know how to change it. I been doing it since I was in the fourth grade. Its been in grained from when I was a kid..I heard swearing alot..and well I don t notice half the time that I am swearing. So I might try to cut it down but I don t know where to begin.
Now I have been told I come off a lil angry on my blog here...And I guess She is right. I do rant and rave on here alot. I don t mean for this to be a bitchfest. But I guess It has become that...So pls next time you feel or see me actin a fool...Call me on it. Say hey dude You be acting like a idiot...I wanna to accessible to you guys not a B word wit a stick in its craw...
Todays Song of the Day is: Wolf Among Lilacs..Pls enjoy as it plays over your speakers and into your earballs...

Post op...

2008-10-09T09:23:00.000-07:00

Okay well really aint much going on lately. I got a new 'do (the whole fam does.) I still aint got a job, but money is coming in. I gots a new video game(and another on the way..Thank you ATLUS you rock!!!!) and well thats bout it on the update front.
Now if I can get away from these shitty dreams and choking da Tito in my sleep I think I would be golden.

Holy Shit They Pay You For Sitting on our Ass

2008-10-02T15:59:00.000-07:00

I am in the money..I am in the money ...My ass won t get the lights or cable shut off...I got my unemployment...Take that creditors your checks are in the fucking mail!!!!!!Also I am smoking real cigarettes not two year old cloves I found in the basement(They were sitting by basement cat if you must know...)Also the fm can finally eat real food..not broke food...

So things are looking up for da Prosser clan...Now where is that other shoe..I know its gonna drop soon...

And The Meek Shall Inherit..(Oh did i say meek I meant the dickheads..sorry!)

2008-10-01T20:34:00.002-07:00

Heh heh I am back and I come bearing a new Kitteh that made me chuckle...Cause well It is so me...

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And today aint a song of day but a comedy sketch by Eddie Izzard..

2008-10-01T13:01:00.000-07:00

Welcome kiddoe to another exciting edition of the Greatest Shit Since Sliced Bread.I am Your host and fav ride attendant J to the Pizzo ...P to the hizzy...Or whatever the hell he says in that song...
If you haven t notice I have added new songs to the playlist that are not Songs of the Day . They are merely tracks I find enjoyable and like to shake my ass to while I do this bloggy thing. So enjoy them yourself as you read on..
read Tommorows (or later tonight not sure yet) for A new Song of the Day and a new kitteh kat!
And i might even sound intelligent when i write next time..
Till then...

Peace and Matt Morgans Chicken Grease..

There Are Two Sides To Every Coin

2008-09-30T07:05:00.000-07:00

A New Kitteh to make yall chuckle...

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If you would like to read a subtle rebuttal to last nights post of People who like to fuck it could be found here at www.thruthemaze.blogspot.com. Read and enjoy (and its used lots less of the naughty words that this vulgar ass fuckhead used) But give it a whirl if you want.

A New Day A New Song...

2008-09-29T20:01:00.000-07:00

Okay so tommorrow is a big day. I ll have my hearing for unemployment..Hope to God this works out for me. In honor of this I am playing a new song of the day...

Drum roll please...

The boss by Rick Ross and Tpain. Please to check out on music player..

So wish me luck everyone and hopefully Ill be ok soon.

They are famous Cause They Like to Fuck!!!!!!!

2008-09-29T19:14:00.001-07:00

Ever wonder what Paris Hilton and The Duggar family have in common..Read the title. That's right the Tabloid Trashpot and the Incredible Growing Family are famous cause they both like to fuck...I mean How many other families are getting their own tv show cause they can have kids....Or how blond haired chicks got record deals cause they really know how to blow..( Ok So that second could be used but a lot of female singers but not all of them have a video available at your nearest Adult video Emporium.) For some reason this is so not cool..I mean since when do you get famous for laying on your back and taking dick...God I know i am old when I can say this..I wanna go back to the days when you didn t get laid until after you were famous..

Now I know Paris is basically a slut...I aint fighting that and The Duggar wife is a perfect christian wifey, but that doesn t mean they should always be on tv. God I am tired of seeing them both and really did I need a new Duggar series..Whats next a trip up her twat while they pulling the mewing lil brat out....Ok lil harsh there I guess but really I feel that a delivery should only be a family thing not splashed over the screen of every tv in the US of A. Its bad enough when idiot fathers got to tape every c section and drop of sweat but really a reality tv series bout her 18th kid.....Hot dog down an alley is all I am saying ...

As a christian it is not my place to judge her or her whacked out ass family...But I am tired of all their wacky ideas bout what a family is...

And well paris is lil more then trash all fancied...

But enough ranting for today. I am your fav ride attendant and ranter extrordinaire....Me

New poem New features and a Added Bonus for Song of the Day.

2008-09-26T10:53:00.000-07:00

Ok so there are some new features on the ride...you could say I done pimped my ride lol! First I can now see the traffic my ride encounters by My new Sitemeter Gauge. It ll let me know who is reading bout me and from where..Should be fun. Also i added a playlist player. Any Song of the days will be added to said player so you all can enjoy the soundtrack of my life in stereo...

The newest addition to my poems is done...

The Light of Man
Jason Prosser

I saw a man in the woods.
He was tall thin and full of hatred.
He beat the trees
And burned the leaves.
He kicked the stones
And lost sight of the beauty he stood in.

He hid is eyes .
He hid is heart .
He hid is humanity from the light of the world.

I saw a man on the streets of my town.
He was lost and full of rage.
He growled at the kids that played at his feet,
And scowled at the beggar on the corner.
He screamed at shadows
And lost sight of the empathy within.

He hid is eyes
He hid his heart.
Is light is lost among the darkness of this world

Pretty decent I think but let me know what you think.

Don t Be Silent..

2008-09-25T18:33:00.000-07:00

Welcome to another whiz bang episode of Da Ride Wit Your host and Fun loving Psychopath and sharp and pointy collector...ME!!!! You can call me Your Royal Fuckhead Mr P.

Ok I am so tired of hearing this crap about the election. I wanna be on the record for saying this...Both parties suck and A choice for the lesser of two evils is still a choice for EVIL!!!! Neither candidate is gonna change the real issues that are facing this country. Obama can t just take all the troops out of Iraq ppl. It'll just collapse like a flan in da cupboard. Not good in that area of the world. McCain won t fix the economy or the job situation. Biden won t feed the poor and hungry in the country. Palin might try to make abortion illegal across the board but is that a good thing really?!?! Will either one accept the pickens energy plan and get us off the tit of foreign oil.(while saving a shit load of money at the time) McCain is stuck in the same mold as Mr Bush( aka Mr Pussy) and will run the same style of office that got us hated by most of the world and screwed the little man. Obama is too green. We have seen what happens when a Pres. learns on the job ... So i say vote for who you want but i am gonna vote for nobody unless possibly Colin Powell runs !

Ok I am off my soapbox now lol!

New poemage...

2008-09-21T22:15:00.000-07:00

The Vigil
By Jason Prosser

Hidden agendas...
Blindsided...
Just didn’t t see the hidden Indians in the painting fast enough…
So now I stand before one lost soul...
Hanging from a tall oak tree... oh shit don t cry for or pity me...
I made this choice to stand my vigil for the one I love
The one I lost.

Dragging razors cross my skin…
The hidden torment of the blackest sin…
Just didn’t t fell the pain anymore…
So now I stand before One lost soul…
Dangling from the razor’s edge…
I need this pain you see so please don’t cry out to me…
I made this choice oh so long ago…
For her to continue to live.

Now I sit..
And I wait to die…
Just didn’t t think it would take so long…
Now I hang from this wise old oak tree…
So please good people don t pity me…
I made this choice for the one I lost oh so long ago.

ok so its a new week and i just wanna say hopefully I will find a job soon...Hugs to my homies fuck yous to the ppl who doubt me And Keep riding da ride till the wheels fall off!!!!

Roses really smell like Poo Poo...

2008-09-18T18:54:00.000-07:00

Welcome to another exciting day on the ride. If this is your first time here I am not sorry If I hurt little feelers but Oh Hai I don t care lol!

Quick update on life..I am living. I got job apps and the fam is still alive. =.) My smilie got a lip piercing.

You the worse thing that's been going on lately...I feel so old lol! My back is out my knees hurt and some days it seems like today's world some how passed me by..And I consider myself relevent to today's youth loL! But some days I look at Tito and go What the Fuck!!!! When da hell did that become cool...hell even cool ain t cool now! And i feel so lost that i don t always feel centered. GRRRR some days I just feel so Old...

Well still yob hunting. If you know where to find those wasscly tings I could use all the help my readers could provide me with. I picked up some apps from various local vendor types(cross your fingers maybe gamestop will want me making me very happy...). Ill be dropping those off tomorrow. Will be picking more up. Let ya know how it goes.

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Song of the daY!!

Little kitties ...Big Lie

2008-09-17T07:31:00.000-07:00

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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

man don t that kitteh got it to be working for da Lounge loL!

Well its another day at the ride and as always Ill be your ride attendant du jour...

First i would like to say...Heyya to all my readers. Tito has a site meter to see everyone who hits on her blog and i am thinking bout adding one to myself. What you think? Let me know.

that being said on to the actual blog..

And well aint much doing really. Working on working, watching cubs and making tasty ass meals for da fam!

As for inside my head...Trying to get motivated to get things going like motivation and stopping some things...like da boozing...not really!

Song of da Day...