Tuesday, September 30, 2008

There Are Two Sides To Every Coin

A New Kitteh to make yall chuckle...

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If you would like to read a subtle rebuttal to last nights post of People who like to fuck it could be found here at www.thruthemaze.blogspot.com. Read and enjoy (and its used lots less of the naughty words that this vulgar ass fuckhead used) But give it a whirl if you want.

Monday, September 29, 2008

A New Day A New Song...

Okay so tommorrow is a big day. I ll have my hearing for unemployment..Hope to God this works out for me. In honor of this I am playing a new song of the day...

Drum roll please...

The boss by Rick Ross and Tpain. Please to check out on music player..

So wish me luck everyone and hopefully Ill be ok soon.

They are famous Cause They Like to Fuck!!!!!!!









Ever wonder what Paris Hilton and The Duggar family have in common..Read the title. That's right the Tabloid Trashpot and the Incredible Growing Family are famous cause they both like to fuck...I mean How many other families are getting their own tv show cause they can have kids....Or how blond haired chicks got record deals cause they really know how to blow..( Ok So that second could be used but a lot of female singers but not all of them have a video available at your nearest Adult video Emporium.) For some reason this is so not cool..I mean since when do you get famous for laying on your back and taking dick...God I know i am old when I can say this..I wanna go back to the days when you didn t get laid until after you were famous..

Now I know Paris is basically a slut...I aint fighting that and The Duggar wife is a perfect christian wifey, but that doesn t mean they should always be on tv. God I am tired of seeing them both and really did I need a new Duggar series..Whats next a trip up her twat while they pulling the mewing lil brat out....Ok lil harsh there I guess but really I feel that a delivery should only be a family thing not splashed over the screen of every tv in the US of A. Its bad enough when idiot fathers got to tape every c section and drop of sweat but really a reality tv series bout her 18th kid.....Hot dog down an alley is all I am saying ...

As a christian it is not my place to judge her or her whacked out ass family...But I am tired of all their wacky ideas bout what a family is...

And well paris is lil more then trash all fancied...

But enough ranting for today. I am your fav ride attendant and ranter extrordinaire....Me

Friday, September 26, 2008

New poem New features and a Added Bonus for Song of the Day.

Ok so there are some new features on the ride...you could say I done pimped my ride lol! First I can now see the traffic my ride encounters by My new Sitemeter Gauge. It ll let me know who is reading bout me and from where..Should be fun. Also i added a playlist player. Any Song of the days will be added to said player so you all can enjoy the soundtrack of my life in stereo...

The newest addition to my poems is done...

The Light of Man
Jason Prosser

I saw a man in the woods.
He was tall thin and full of hatred.
He beat the trees
And burned the leaves.
He kicked the stones
And lost sight of the beauty he stood in.

He hid is eyes .
He hid is heart .
He hid is humanity from the light of the world.

I saw a man on the streets of my town.
He was lost and full of rage.
He growled at the kids that played at his feet,
And scowled at the beggar on the corner.
He screamed at shadows
And lost sight of the empathy within.

He hid is eyes
He hid his heart.
Is light is lost among the darkness of this world

Pretty decent I think but let me know what you think.

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Don t Be Silent..

Welcome to another whiz bang episode of Da Ride Wit Your host and Fun loving Psychopath and sharp and pointy collector...ME!!!! You can call me Your Royal Fuckhead Mr P.

Ok I am so tired of hearing this crap about the election. I wanna be on the record for saying this...Both parties suck and A choice for the lesser of two evils is still a choice for EVIL!!!! Neither candidate is gonna change the real issues that are facing this country. Obama can t just take all the troops out of Iraq ppl. It'll just collapse like a flan in da cupboard. Not good in that area of the world. McCain won t fix the economy or the job situation. Biden won t feed the poor and hungry in the country. Palin might try to make abortion illegal across the board but is that a good thing really?!?! Will either one accept the pickens energy plan and get us off the tit of foreign oil.(while saving a shit load of money at the time) McCain is stuck in the same mold as Mr Bush( aka Mr Pussy) and will run the same style of office that got us hated by most of the world and screwed the little man. Obama is too green. We have seen what happens when a Pres. learns on the job ... So i say vote for who you want but i am gonna vote for nobody unless possibly Colin Powell runs !

Ok I am off my soapbox now lol!

Sunday, September 21, 2008

New poemage...

The Vigil
By Jason Prosser


Hidden agendas...
Blindsided...
Just didn’t t see the hidden Indians in the painting fast enough…
So now I stand before one lost soul...
Hanging from a tall oak tree... oh shit don t cry for or pity me...
I made this choice to stand my vigil for the one I love
The one I lost.

Dragging razors cross my skin…
The hidden torment of the blackest sin…
Just didn’t t fell the pain anymore…
So now I stand before One lost soul…
Dangling from the razor’s edge…
I need this pain you see so please don’t cry out to me…
I made this choice oh so long ago…
For her to continue to live.

Now I sit..
And I wait to die…
Just didn’t t think it would take so long…
Now I hang from this wise old oak tree…
So please good people don t pity me…
I made this choice for the one I lost oh so long ago.

ok so its a new week and i just wanna say hopefully I will find a job soon...Hugs to my homies fuck yous to the ppl who doubt me And Keep riding da ride till the wheels fall off!!!!

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Roses really smell like Poo Poo...

Welcome to another exciting day on the ride. If this is your first time here I am not sorry If I hurt little feelers but Oh Hai I don t care lol!

Quick update on life..I am living. I got job apps and the fam is still alive. =.) My smilie got a lip piercing.

You the worse thing that's been going on lately...I feel so old lol! My back is out my knees hurt and some days it seems like today's world some how passed me by..And I consider myself relevent to today's youth loL! But some days I look at Tito and go What the Fuck!!!! When da hell did that become cool...hell even cool ain t cool now! And i feel so lost that i don t always feel centered. GRRRR some days I just feel so Old...

Well still yob hunting. If you know where to find those wasscly tings I could use all the help my readers could provide me with. I picked up some apps from various local vendor types(cross your fingers maybe gamestop will want me making me very happy...). Ill be dropping those off tomorrow. Will be picking more up. Let ya know how it goes.

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Song of the daY!!

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Little kitties ...Big Lie

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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

man don t that kitteh got it to be working for da Lounge loL!

Well its another day at the ride and as always Ill be your ride attendant du jour...

First i would like to say...Heyya to all my readers. Tito has a site meter to see everyone who hits on her blog and i am thinking bout adding one to myself. What you think? Let me know.

that being said on to the actual blog..

And well aint much doing really. Working on working, watching cubs and making tasty ass meals for da fam!

As for inside my head...Trying to get motivated to get things going like motivation and stopping some things...like da boozing...not really!

Song of da Day...

Saturday, September 13, 2008

Why can t Pizza and smokes be delivered and for free...

I am a man of means by no means...KING OF THE ROAD

LOl what a intro right. Welcome on to da ride dearest rider. thanks for hopping on this long black train lol! hope you don t mind the smell of sulphor and brimstone! LOL

Well if i ain t said it here or anywhere I am no jobless...Go me go me Go me. if it seems like a i don t care bout what happened...i don t anymore i still gotta life to live.. It happened it sucks but i must move forward or all i did or do is in vain. SO Dickapotumus and Debbiesnatchasaurus Sex can blow me cause i got to feed da cubs !

That being said I hope you riders have been good and well behaved in my absence. Its been awhile since I sputtered and rambled to you guys. Been stuck in my head And haven t been too nice lately. but i am back so lol....

Well its little ride but i goota go for now...Peace out lil homies!

Thursday, September 4, 2008

Will work as whipping boy...

Let it all burn

I will burn first

God, I tried, am I lost in your eyes?

Just let me burn

It's what I deserve

God, I've lied, am I lost in your eyes

As i stated before its now day two of my susspension and I been through the wringer and back. My back is still sore from the self flagelltion and i am pretty sure I am all burnt out of anger at the store...Now what do I do now is all I need to know.

Well I do know one thing I do...I plaster a false smile on my face as i keep pounding pavement till i get another job >.< Ugh and hopefully my life doesn t disintegrate before me...

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Suspended Animation...

Well i have been formally suspended from my job at Da Lounge...Shrugs I have been through rougher...Hopefully not everything collapses in on itself...Eh..Stitch out !